Silly Busted.

I hope you don't mind me stealing this photo :)

Okay, if you're unfortunate enough to have time to read my blog on a regular basis you should know by now that I'm weird. Everyone kind of knows that anyway, so hopefully you won't be too shocked when I say: This morning I woke up at 8:45 to a power drill vibrating my room and I thought to myself, I could quite happily piss on this builder's face.

It's the 31st of december today, which means it's the last day EVER of 2009 because next year it will be 2010 and in 1000 years it will be 3009.
But don't worry, I don't think much would have changed in 3009, except the human race would have realised that it's stupid to be living underwater due to a lack of oxygen and stuff and I mean THINK ABOUT IT, how are people going to live underwater? What about electricity?
But yeah the 31st of december is also Briony Davies' Birthday! WHICH IS TODAY. So Happy Happy Birthday! While I'm on the topic, the meeting of this whole new Parmiter's crowd has been great, I think I can speak for Helen aswell when I say that. I cannot believe I used to hate Jan Henney, it just seems ridiculous!
'Tis the end of my 16th year on the planet, so far so good, I know there's been a lot of pain and confusion for everyone this year, but it's also been a year of new experiences. New stomach hair. Operations. New limits of drunkenness I didn't think were possible. New found love for 'Crumpettoast'.'Crumpettoast' is one of my new food inventions. Here's how to do it.

1. Get a crumpet
2. get a slice of bread
3. put them both in the toaster
4. make your crumpet and toast
5. then put the crumpet on TOP of the toast (Genius, I know!)
6. and eat as one.

I've also discovered... what I can call Chipiki (Chip-Ee-Kee)

1. Get some chips and Tzatziki
2. dip a chip in the Tzatziki
3. EAT.

I know, don't thank me too much.
This year I discovered a lot about myself, which I suppose is good... but I think I'd rather not know.
I keep rambling on and on....and on so I'm going to wish you all a Happy New Year and a Happy Briony Davies Day!
Hope year '2010' is better than year '2009' :)