I'm 'armless.

I need to copyright the above photograph of myself, taken by my nurse. Yes, my hair was different for the operation, but I'm telling you it's me!


I haven't posted anything on my blog for 6 days, my arm is in a cast, that's why.
I'm not going to bore you with why, it's a long story, which usually means an exciting one, in this case it's really not.
I've been stuck in for a week and I thought I'd lost all signs of civilzation.
I think you should attempt these things one handed and see how hard it is.

• Pulling a plug out from an extension lead.
• Washing your hair.
• Cutting your food.
• Typing
• Writing
• Getting dressed
• Tying laces
• Drying hair.
• Opening doors.
• Picking up laptops
• Juggling.
• Putting socks on
• Playing Xbox
• Opening bottles.

The list goes on. I should be revising for R.E but I cannot give a crap, I don't believe in God anymore.
If God does exist, does he create life to destroy it? Not good. I do like hearing my R.E teacher talking about anal sex between men though, it's quite hilarious.
I'm hopefully getting my cast taken off on thursday. PARTY HARD, but not in the U.S.A, unfortunately.
This has been effort to write, but I thought I'd put myself through pain and punishment just so that moany individual can shut the hell up, no names mentionedzahraat all..