If you happen to stumble on this post, I hope you realise it's for you.

There is so much you don't know about me but I want you to know everything.

• I'm complicated.

• I'm not like other boys.

• I'm mental, like weird mental.

• My family is a bit.. downhill at the moment.

• I tend to spend a lot of my weekends travelling down to London to see my dad, and then end up buying cheese, or watching TV, when I could be out with friends... or doing something productive.

• I was vegetarian for a year, partly because I wanted to get buff, partly because Helen was vegetarian and I wanted the experience and partly because I didn't eat vegetables so I thought... if I restricted myself from meat and just ate vegetables, I would have to eat veg. It was a fun experience.

• I think I scare girls away with... me being absolutely retarded and too full on.

• There's plenty of things I don't like myself, but I've decided that vanity just makes you uglier.

• I would love for there to actually be someone other than Zahra reading this.

• I want you to write songs for me, like I write songs for you.

• I love making lyrics up even if they don't have a tune to them, as long as they have some depth.

• I want to buy all the guitars in the world.

• I also think I have this thing called Synthesesia, it's just the greatest thing ever. When someone says a certain food, I can smell it, but it works randomly, I couldn't concentrate on doing it, if someone was talking about... bacon? I get this feeling in the back of my throat and then I can smell bacon. It's so strange, but it's so cool!

If I could only tell you the rest.