
What a fun day!
Hospital today, I was violated by a small nurse by the name of Josephine, and she had seven children, who are apparently all giants.
My operation to have my bionic arm removed is on tuesday, I'll be sad to see them go, my plates that is.
I also participated in a small amount in our school's answer to the X Factor 'St Micks Factor'
where I helped a girl with her guitarring, I failed. I have found a new love for Doritos and M&M's but I'm still underweight as, Josephine kept on telling me.
If you're wondering how I feel violated by Josephine, this small asian nurse with freckles and frizzy hair, here's how.
"Take your trousers off."
"What?"
"Take them off!"
I felt like... I felt like I'd been raped, by this.. aggressive little devil woman.
But it's okay she let me do what she was going to do in the end, which wasn't too bad, so it's all good.
So yeah, I'm to starve myself for the operation, and not drink milk or orange juice, I basically don't drink anything else?
That is my day.
"Love you"
"See ya!"